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Old 08-10-2018, 10:23 AM
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The rain had stopped and there was a large puddle just outside the door to the American Legion hall.

A rumpled old Navy Chief was standing near the edge with a fishing line in the puddle. A curious young Marine fighter pilot came over to him and asked what he was doing.

"Fishing," the old Chief simply said. "Poor old chief," the Marine officer thought to himself and invited the old Navy Chief into the bar for a drink.

As he felt he should start a conversation while they were sipping their spirits, the young jet pilot winked at another pilot and asked the Chief, "How many have you caught today?"

"You're number 14," the old Chief answered, taking another sip from his double shot of 12-year-old Scotch, "2 Air Force, 3 Army and 9 Marines."

Imagine the most powerful Nation on the planet whose process of governance is sabotaged and abrogated due to eleventh hour scurrilous accusations by politically motivated and funded people who cannot remember details, have no evidence or proof, made no claims for decades, and have never known the accused. You have now entered..... The Twilight Zone
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Good one, Bamby!! Printed it off to show a Marine friend, LOL!!
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