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The Rabbit & The Eagle.

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
So there’s an Eagle flying around, he sees a bunny rabbit crawling through the grass covered in blood.

Ah, lunch he thinks………….so he swoops down and parks next to the rabbit.

'Hi' says the Eagle 'you're a mess, what happened to you?'

"Well I’ve had a bad time,' says the rabbit

‘I’ve just spent the last few days shoved up a female elephant’s fanny as a tampon!'

Euw, thinks the Eagle, he feels sorry for the rabbit and flies off.

A few days later, the rabbit is better, and spots the Eagle now crawling through the grass covered in blood.

He approaches cautiously.

'Hi' says the rabbit 'wot happened to you?'

'Well all I can say' splutters the Eagle ' is wait till I find which Tosser who suggested to the Elephant it would be better to use a sanitary towel with wings!'

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