I've never been spit at by an animal and I think I'll not try. However, maybe you can tell me about goats. Sorry for those who have heard this story before, but my neighbor raises goats among other animals. He has several of his goats that manage to get out on a regular basis, so it's not uncommon to have goats roaming around when I'm there. Anyway, I'm there talking to him one day early last summer when this nasty (since you have goats, you know how nasty I mean) Billy goat bites me in the ass. I mean, he bites me a good one! Needless to say, I jump and let out a holler. I then turn around and yell at the foul little horned creature to **** off, and he charges me trying to gore me!
At that point I'd had enough. I got the little bastard in a head lock and took him down. He is bucking and trying to gore me and kick me. I'm trying to choke the like out of the little shit while delivering some nice knee blows to his side as we flip through the grass. My neighbor is laughing so hard that he can't get his breath to call the creature. By the time he can yell, the damn goat is so fired up (as am I) that it won't pay a lick of attention to him. He can't grab the goat because it is kicking like hell, and I'm not about to let loose or the damn thing
will plant one of those damn horns in me! Finally the goat passed out and I let it go. My neighbor thought I'd killed it, but it came around in a minute or so.
Anyway, do you have any mean goats? My neighbor tells me that Old Bill is only mean at certain times. Either way, "Old Bill" runs like someone set his ass on fire everytime he sees me now; which suits both of us fine. What's up with some goats being mean? I thought they just wondered around and ate everything in sight. Steve thinks "Old Bill" tried to bite the tag off of my pants and then I scared him by jumping and yelling at him. As a goat owner, what's your thoughts?