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I just figured something out!

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bczoom

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I just figured out why I'm getting so fat.

The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says, "For extra volume and body".
I'm going to start using Dawn dish-washing soap. It says, "Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove".
 
thcri

thcri

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bczoom said:
I just figured out why I'm getting so fat.

The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says, "For extra volume and body".
I'm going to start using Dawn dish-washing soap. It says, "Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove".
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Gee my wife was wondering the other day. I should tell her :whistling::whistling:
 
thcri

thcri

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fubar said:
And then the fight started....

:sad:
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:yum::yum::yum::yum:

Hey my wife and me can kid around and not take it seriously. We both know we are getting old and things have dropped a lot and we can make good fun with it.

But I am seriously thinking of taking the shampoo out of the shower and replacing it with dish soap. When she asks why I will tell her to read to the label. :hide: No need to worry, my wife is fairly trim looking.:brows::brows:
 
jpr62902

jpr62902

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thcri said:
:yum::yum::yum::yum:

Hey my wife and me can kid around and not take it seriously. We both know we are getting old and things have dropped a lot and we can make good fun with it.

But I am seriously thinking of taking the shampoo out of the shower and replacing it with dish soap. When she asks why I will tell her to read to the label. :hide: No need to worry, my wife is fairly trim looking.:brows::brows:
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Murph, sounds like you're going to need at least a few things:

1. Durable Power of Attorney;
2. Durable Power of Attorney for Healthcare, and;
3. Last Will and Testament.

Gimme a call. I'll give you the cheaper, guys-with-more-balls-than-brains rate.
 
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rugerman

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Please keep this quiet, if them goverment boys get a hold to it they'll do a multi-million study and only find out that it causes cancer in California.
 
tommu56

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rugerman said:
Please keep this quiet, if them goverment boys get a hold to it they'll do a multi-million study and only find out that it causes cancer in California.
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As long as it doesn't cause cancer in Pennsylvania I'm safe:w00t2::w00t2:

tom
 
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