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For our Nurses.... God Bless Them

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norscaner

Active member
:flowers:*Nurses Aren't Supposed To Laugh*:flowers:

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh." Ron declared. "Of course I won't
laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed
at a patient."

"Okay then," Ron said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it
couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell
to the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to
regain her composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my
honor as a nurse and a lady I promise it won't happen again. Now
tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Ron replied.

Things went downhill from there.:w00t2::yum::yum:
 
Caitlin

Caitlin

New member
norscaner said:
:flowers:*Nurses Aren't Supposed To Laugh*:flowers:

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh." Ron declared. "Of course I won't
laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed
at a patient."

"Okay then," Ron said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it
couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell
to the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to
regain her composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my
honor as a nurse and a lady I promise it won't happen again. Now
tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Ron replied.

Things went downhill from there.:w00t2::yum::yum:
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LMAO :yum::yum::yum:
 
fogtender

fogtender

Now a Published Author
Site Supporter
That was pretty off the wall, the nurse said they wouldn't say anything....

Now it is all over the internet, good thing she didn't have a camera....:brows:
 
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benspawpaw

New member
i had heart caths done and you are naked on the table. they most of the time fold a towel to cover you know what. the nurse kept folding and folding and folding the towel and stopped and said, i will go get a washcloth. talk about red faced.well it was really cold in there you know:whistling:
 
pirate_girl

pirate_girl

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norscaner said:
:flowers:*Nurses Aren't Supposed To Laugh*:flowers:

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh." Ron declared. "Of course I won't
laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed
at a patient."

"Okay then," Ron said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it
couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell
to the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to
regain her composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my
honor as a nurse and a lady I promise it won't happen again. Now
tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Ron replied.

Things went downhill from there.:w00t2::yum::yum:
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:D... and yes we do laugh, but never EVER in front of a patient.
Man the stories I could tell!! LOL
 
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