Old as dirt ......

Anyone else have these problems .

Holy Cow , I have started to noticed that without a pair of reading glasses on , I am blind as a bat .

I noticed yesterday that I am turning by head to hear people with my good ear , and it ain't that good .

I went to pick my nose the other day and gave myself a nose bleed !

I have more hair growing out my nose and ears than hair on my head . I can't grow a mustache worth a crap on my lip ,but if I can train my nose hairs as they get longer ,I'm going to have a real beauty .

Speaking of crap . Its something that is actually an exciting event to me now and to which I look forward too with great expectations . Sort of like the Raiders winning the Superbowl . It won't happen without help .

What I use to do all night now takes me all night to do !

I wear a 44" waist pants , but 46" feels so good ,I buy a 48" .

Last time I saw my toes or P ...... Well lets just say "my toes" were in 1971.

My favorite shoes are socks .

God ! I love the golden years

I am feeling your pain old man

Yesterday I was going to recycle the newspapers. My wife asked me if she should ride along.
I asked why? And she said "just in case you forget how to get home". God, I hope I’m not that bad. If I was I would buy a GPS device. Don’t know if she was kidding or not?

Here's another one that is a sign of the "golden years", Al.
"What don't hurt, don't work!!!!"
Mike

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mla2ofus said:

Here's another one that is a sign of the "golden years", Al.
"What don't hurt, don't work!!!!"
Mike

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Yeah.... I can sympathize with this one