Three Clergymen Go For A Hike

A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water.

Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of ladies from town.

Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover.

After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates.

The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in my congregation, it's my face they would recognize."
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Smart man! lol

Funny stuff!

Great Joke, but where was the Muslim cleric? oh, they do not have a sense of humor! Not your fault!

Spent a good part of the day trying to get it. Finnally DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

good one PG

No,it's not you.....it's me.

The same three went fishing. They were out in their boat at a favorite spot, catching fish one after the other. After a while they were hungry and realized they had forgotten their lunch in the car. The Minister volunteered to get it , climbed out of the boat, walked to shore to the Rabbi's amazement and retrieved the lunches. The Priest realized he forgot his pills, and he got out of the boat, walked to shore and came back to fish. the Rabbi amazed at what he saw but not wanting to seem naive made up an excuse got out of the boat and fell into the water only to be pulled out by the other two while repeating Why! Why! The Priest looks at the Minister, smiles, turns to the Rabbi and says, Sorry we should have told you the rocks are on the other side.