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Damn Airplane bathrooms ???

BigAl

BigAl

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Who in the hell can fit in these fuckers ??? Its like a Mattel toy bathroom . The fucking toilet is about the right size for a two year olds ass . When you do take a pee , your head is laid over on a angle if you are over 4'1" tall . I really don't give a rats ass if I pee on the wall . They built the MFer, so fuck them . Its a PIA !!!! I would rather fart in my seat and piss in the aisle than use a worthless POS like the Airlines try to pass off as a bathroom . On top of that you now have to declare if you intend to take a shit while in the air . Something about a Toilet paper tax . Well kiss my ass !!!!
 
Melensdad

Melensdad

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The first class bathrooms are bigger!
 
JEV

JEV

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I certainly hope Al feels better once his premenstrual cramping is over. What a little bitch he's been...:brows::yum: He's so much easier to live with when he's in Panama sitting on his ass with a pitcher of Dr. Rum.
 
Big Dog

Big Dog

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I fly all the time and haven't been in one since 2004 on a trip to Brazil ....... I feel your pain. It's all about preparing pre-flight ............:glare:
 
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Big Dog said:
I fly all the time and haven't been in one since 2004 on a trip to Brazil ....... I feel your pain. It's all about preparing pre-flight ............:glare:
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And no fluids. I flush out before the flight and limit my fluids to small sips during.
 
luvs

luvs

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my Mom flew/flies often. have yet to hear her mention that toilet deal. she is wise & has foresight. highly doubt she ingested food nor drink between landings. excluding her schnapps. that reallllllllllllll strong type of drink.well- fer her.
 
FrancSevin

FrancSevin

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There are no Bathrooms on airplanes. They are called "HEADS" and are also referred to as necessary rooms. Necessary because, by law, that valuable space cannot be use to provide a fare paying seat.

Some are large enough for two people to have sex in,,,,,,,,But, none contain a bath.

Use your "Head" and prep for flying as many here have suggested.
 
Snowtrac Nome

Snowtrac Nome

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Al if you start eating mre cheese spread and crackers, about 48 hours in advance you don't have to worry about using the lav's on a plane to make a statue of Obama.as for the floating eyeball syndrome I can only suggest a little less dr rum before boarding and limit your coffee intake to. I know the cheese spread tenique works well I flew from Iraq to DFW before I had to take a pit stop. I believe the Janitor may have had to use a plunger on the plumbing at the airport after I was done I flushed ran and never looked back
 
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