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Man Gets In Horrible Car Accident And Sends Wife A Text

Doc

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After having one of the worst days of his life, a husband
sends this text to his wife:

Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office.
Tina brought me to the hospital.

They have been doing tests and taking X-rays.

The blow to my head was very strong, may be serious.

Also, I have 3 broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture
on my left leg and they may have to amputate my right foot.

After almost no delay, his phone buzzed and he saw
that his wife had responded.

Her response:

Who is Tina?

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