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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The sailor consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.


She rolled her eyes and yelled down, "You must be a Republican.

I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, I but have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've been no help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "Then you must be a Democrat."

I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault.
 
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Someone might have to come over and pick me up off the floor I am laughing so hard. :yum: :yum: :yum::a1: :a1: :applause:
 
AndyM

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It works well this way too...



A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and Spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can You help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't Know where I am."



The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees North latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees​
west longitude."​



"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman, "how did you know?"​

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, an​
d the fact is I am still lost? Frankly, you've not been much help so far."​



The woman below responded, "You must be Management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know."​

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you​
are going, You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
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