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Cooking eggs

bczoom

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She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me. This very moment!"

His eyes light up and he thinks, THIS is my lucky day!

Not wanting to lose the moment, he lifts her onto the kitchen table and gives it his all.

Afterwards, she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"

She explains, "The egg timer is broken."
 

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She was wearing the one-piece PJ's with the feet and such so that took a few minutes.

Eggs came out perfect...
 
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