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That didn;t work out well..........

waybomb

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I just went to take a leak. I wasn't expecting drama. Drama has a special way of finding me even in my most routine affairs though.

First off, I have been outside and it's cold. I unzipped my fly and wrestled out what could be best described as a Vienna Sausage accordion hybrid with a purple acorn stuck to the end. The leak itself was uneventful almost to the end when I felt a sneeze suddenly come on. Most of the time I can either hold a sneeze or shut down a stream at will. In this case, I managed neither. When I sneezed I blew snot all over my junk and with the abrupt movement of my body, I sprayed piss all about the bathroom. As if that wasn't bad enough, the force of the sneeze also rocketed a little butt nugget into my boxer briefs.

All I wanted to do was pee.
 
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