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My Lap-Band Journey
- Thread starter Lithium
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Jezzi
New member
Re: My Lap-Band Jounrey
congrats, doll!
congrats, doll!
Re: My Lap-Band Jounrey
Don't go out and buy a new scale yet or stay off of it after surgery my wife got on it yesterday for the first time and only lost 5 lbs post op I told here I was going to put it away for 3 months
she said that was ok because if I did she wouldn't feed me for 3 months
, so I guess the scale is staying.
So I guess she has the rock and I had the scissors.
tom
Don't go out and buy a new scale yet or stay off of it after surgery my wife got on it yesterday for the first time and only lost 5 lbs post op I told here I was going to put it away for 3 months
she said that was ok because if I did she wouldn't feed me for 3 months, so I guess the scale is staying.So I guess she has the rock and I had the scissors.
tom
Re: My Lap-Band Jounrey
but what about me? how will i track my weight GAIN without a scale??
but what about me? how will i track my weight GAIN without a scale??
Re: My Lap-Band Jounrey
I,m not real sure what the procedure is , But congrats & best of luck .
I,m not real sure what the procedure is , But congrats & best of luck .
shes gonna piss n moan like always, and try to make you miserable.... like always
Lithium
New member
So here is the plan.....
7/20- appt with dietition to get protien shakes
for 10 day diet...
7/26- appt with surgeon and to sign surgery papers
7/30- Start of 10 day protien shake diet- NO SOLIDS...I can have jello, beef broth, chicken broth and popcicles....
...all just to shrink my liver
8/10-
THE BIG DAY
7/20- appt with dietition to get protien shakes
for 10 day diet... 7/26- appt with surgeon and to sign surgery papers
7/30- Start of 10 day protien shake diet- NO SOLIDS...I can have jello, beef broth, chicken broth and popcicles....
...all just to shrink my liver8/10-
THE BIG DAY 
You go girl! Rusty could stand some of that shake diet also. Instant breakfast ain't bad if you mix it with good vanilla ice cream. I did almost 2 months that way and shrank down almost 50 pounds in 1991. The fact that they wired my jaw shut and had screwed my upper jaw back on helped a little also!
Re: My Lap-Band Jounrey
hey Bill
hey Bill
From my experiences in 1991 I highly recommend instant breakfast with ice cream and milk in a blender. I lived on that stuff for a couple months along with soup and a few other things. Shrunk me down to 190 lbs. from about 245. Then they unwired my jaw and I started eating and drinking again!
Hey you came home to Rusty,wasn't that exciting?
Sorry I thought said that one was not working properly.
loboloco
Well-known member
Have Rusty massage your feet and whisper sweet nothings in your ear.
23 days and counting
Everything he whispers in her ear is nothings! As for the massage he should contract that out.
I am still good at that!
easy now, ya ol goat 