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La Area Driver's License Application

Junkman

Extra Super Moderator
GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION:

Birth name: ____________________ Stage name: ____________________

Agent's name:___________________ Attorney/Solicitor's name:_______________________

Therapist's name:_________________ Plastic Surgeon's name:_________________

Sex: ___male ___female ___formerly male ___formerly female ____both *If female, indicate breast implant size: _______

Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way? Yes___ No ___

Please list brand of cell phone: ________. *If you don't own a cell phone, please explain:________________________

Hair color:
Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde
Teenagers: [ ] Red [ ] Orange [ ] Green [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead

Please check activities you perform while driving: (Check all that apply)
[ ] Eating
[ ] Drinking Starbucks coffee
[ ] Applying make-up
[ ] Shaving (male or female)
[ ] Talking on cell phone
[ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs
[ ] Tanning
[ ] Snorting cocaine
[ ] Watching TV
[ ] Reading Daily Variety / Hollywood Reporter
[ ] Surfing the net via laptop
[ ] Discharging / Reloading firearms

If you are the victim of a car jacking, you should immediately:
a) Call the police to report the crime.
b) Call Channel 9 News to report the crime, then watch your car on the news in a high speed chase.
c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular phone company for 911 call not going through.
d) Call your therapist.

In the event of an earthquake, you should :
a) stop your car
b) keep driving and hope for the best.
c) immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones.
d) pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 9.

In the instance of rain, you should:
a) never drive over 5 MPH.
b) drive twice as fast as usual.
c) you're not sure what "rain" is.

Please indicate number of therapy sessions per week: ______.

Which of the following medications are you taking? (Check all that apply)
a) Prozac
b) Zovirax
c) Lithium
d) Zanax
e) Valium
f) Zoloft
g) Wellbutrin
h) All of the above
i) None of the above *If none of the above, please explain: __________________.

Length of daily commute:
a) Less than 1 hour * If less than 1 hour, please explain:____________________.
b) 1 hour
c) 2 hours
d) 3 hours
e) 4 hours or more
f) None * If none, please explain:____________________.

When stopped by police, you should:
a) pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready.
b) try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405 Freeway.
c) have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, thus ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit.
 
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