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How many 5 year olds can you beat up?

Melensdad

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I am not one who likes kids. Never have been. Sure, I have and love my daughter, but I draw the line there. I don't need any more. I don't want you to bring your kids to my house. Heck, you can take mine for the weekend. You won't find me at Chucky-Cheese and I won't come to your kid's birthday party even if you think he or she is cute/smart/talented.

So when I saw this test I was intrigued: http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

The ground rules are that you are locked up in a room roughly the size of a basketball court. Everyone wears a "cup" so kicks to the family jewels are not going to take out one of your opponents. Your goal is to survive.

Not sure about you, but I scored 23. I'm pretty happy with that. I figure if I'm ever in a room with 2 dozen 5 year olds I'll just run, but anything less than that I'm going to stand my ground and fight :coolshade
 
BigAl

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B_Skurka said:
I am not one who likes kids. Never have been. Sure, I have and love my daughter, but I draw the line there. I don't need any more. I don't want you to bring your kids to my house. Heck, you can take mine for the weekend. You won't find me at Chucky-Cheese and I won't come to your kid's birthday party even if you think he or she is cute/smart/talented.
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Wow :pirate: ! Does someone need a nap ???? Is this a new side coming out that we at FF don't know about ???? :poke:

I bet you change your mind when your daughter gives you a beautiful grandchild someday . You old mean coot !:yum:
 
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26! Picked average on all the "stats."
Probably the fact that I'd used one of them as a bishop's mace that put me over the edge.
 
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Spiffy1

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A little excersise and a martial arts class and I'd do 39! Well, maybe not quite, still not sure about these short arms.

Does it really matter after about a dozen (battle to death that is, not discipline)?
 
REDDOGTWO

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B_Skurka said:
I am not one who likes kids. Never have been. Sure, I have and love my daughter, but I draw the line there. I don't need any more. I don't want you to bring your kids to my house. Heck, you can take mine for the weekend. You won't find me at Chucky-Cheese and I won't come to your kid's birthday party even if you think he or she is cute/smart/talented.
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You seem to play well with all the kids here.:rolleyes:
 
Reaper497

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I got 24...but I think I'd be a little too fired up to go down without a good fight! Kids these days need a good stomping anyway...:batterUp:
 
Bobcat

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Yeah, I fight dirty. :thumb:
 

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rback33

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Ok. So I cannot figure out the scoring here. Mine was 22. I guess I chose too many of the middle of the road answers and was not blood thirst enough. :yum::yum:
 
Dargo

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Damn, it's obvious that I have 5 kids and love kids. I'm not gonna tell you my score, but if there is much more than a dozen 5th graders I'm toast. :eek:
 
rback33

rback33

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Dargo said:
Damn, it's obvious that I have 5 kids and love kids. I'm not gonna tell you my score, but if there is much more than a dozen 5th graders I'm toast. :eek:
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Thanks man! I don't feel like such a puss now. I am not the only one...:thumb: I like kids too and can take a lot of crap. Like mine puking in my car because she was throwin a screamin fit. I think she learned something. Her attitude was WAY different after she puked on herself :shitHitFan:
 
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shovanl

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I must fight like a girl I also got 17 so I took the test again and got 26:thumb: now Im a mean guy
 
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