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Old 11-06-2018, 10:25 AM
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Why I am Voting straight Democrat Today (satire)

I'm tired of the continued barrage of pro-Trump propaganda by Fox News and people like Rush and Sean Hannity. So here's the reasons why I am going to vote straight democrat today.

First of all I love high taxes. I wish we had 90 or 95% takes on all rich people. I need some of their bling! I also would like to totally open up our borders and let a 100 million or so 3rd world immigrants in.

Just imagine singing Kum-Bah-Yah with a few hundred MS-13 members. I also want Supreme Court justices that are "creative" with the Constitution(whatever that is). I am also sick of all this religion stuff about God, and patriotism, guns, and stuff. My local coven all plans to vote democratic.

I really love abortions, especially late term ones. I even believe you should be able to abort an unruly child after they're born. After all they can disrupt a blunt-filled orgy at 2 am.So fellow democrats, call your local gang member, Soros-funded bus and get down to those poll and pull that lever!.
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I just puked in my mouth a little...
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I just puked in my mouth a little...

Come on now everyone realizes it the party of peace and love....
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Is it to late to abort George Soros?
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Is it to late to abort George Soros?
Probably. Even with Democrats wanting to extend full term abortions up to the age of 15, Soros is still 'way too old.
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There's a hierarchy all human beings are in. Nurses are at the top of that hierarchy. Progressive/liberal Mobrats are at the very, very bottom.
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