Forums Forums - Off Topic Forum FUN




Go Back   Forums Forums - Off Topic Forum FUN > Off Topic Forums > Junkman's Corner

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1  
Old 10-16-2018, 01:32 PM
Bamby's Avatar
Bamby Bamby is offline
Silver Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Near Wheeling W.V.
Posts: 2,879
Thanks: 324
Thanked 2,669 Times in 1,041 Posts
Bamby will become famous soon enough
Style: T66_BiggerFont
Default Hillary Clinton Releases DNA Test Results Proving She's Only Half Lizard Person

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Shortly after Elizabeth Warren released a DNA test that may or may not show that she is 1/1024th Native American, failed presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton showed the results of a recent DNA test that conclusively proved she is only 50% Reptilian.

The test, conducted by a renowned DNA expert, showed that only 50% of her blood comes from reptilian humanoids from space bent on destroying humanity. Many Washington insiders had claimed she was 100% reptile, but these claims are now known to be a hoax.

"I'm happy to announce that I'm only half reptile," she said on an interview Sunday evening. "I hope my critics will think twice before calling me a space reptile now, since that's only half true. I'm only part lizard person, thank you very much."

But she was quick to point out that whether or not she's an earth-conquering reptile is irrelevant, quipping, "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

At publishing time, Clinton had admitted the remainder of her DNA was that of a Cylon.
__________________
"The Loneliest People are the Kindest
The Sadest People Smile the Brightest
The Most Damaged People are the Wisest
All Because they don't wish to see anyone else
--------Suffer the way they have."
---------------Anonymous
Reply With Quote
The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to Bamby For This Useful Post:
baldy347 (10-16-2018), Danang Sailor (10-16-2018), Doc  (10-16-2018), jim slagle  (10-16-2018), mla2ofus (10-16-2018)
Reply

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Former Clinton Pollster: Hillary Clinton Broke Campaign Finance Laws, Not Donald jim slagle Political Debate Forum 0 08-22-2018 03:48 PM
Just got results from a DNA test, got a big surprise Melensdad Health and Fitness Forum 21 01-26-2017 04:29 PM
Hillary is one shrewd person Adillo303 Open Forum 31 04-01-2015 01:47 PM
Half of Florida high school students fail reading test sundance12 Open Forum 7 05-21-2012 02:27 AM
FORBES MAGAZINE: Obama-Nomics: Half Full, Half Empty, or Just Half Assed? Melensdad Political Debate Forum 2 09-04-2011 07:40 PM





All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:03 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 2002 - 2018 www.ForumsForums.com