Baby and the Priest

A woman starts dating a married doctor. Before too long, she
becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine
months later, just about the time she is going to give birth,
a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.


The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After
I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell
him it was a miracle."

"Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor.

"It's worth a try," he says. So the doctor delivers the baby
and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes
in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to
believe this."

"What?" says the priest. "What happened?"

"You gave birth to a child."

"But that's impossible!"

"I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a
miracle! Here's your baby."

About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes that he must
tell his son the truth. One day he sits the boy down and says,
"Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father."

The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?"

The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop is your
father."

OH Groooooosssss


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May I push in your stool!!

OMG Murph, I can't believe you'd admit to knowing that one.

Doc said:

OMG Murph, I can't believe you'd admit to knowing that one.

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Doc, you SOB I read it on the internet, no first hand experience here


Got to admit it was a good one Doc, I will get you back someday

You already got me back Murph. That new avatar of yours drives me bonkers. I have to move it off the screen whenever I see it.

Glad I'm not the only one Doc.

Junkman, you just ain't right boy.

Doc said:

That new avatar of yours drives me bonkers. I have to move it off the screen whenever I see it.

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I just found out something by accident. If I hit the escape key it shuts down any flashing or moving avatar. I doesn't seem to affect anything and returns to normal when you change pages. Stops my cat dead in it's tracks.

RoadKing said:

I just found out something by accident. If I hit the escape key it shuts down any flashing or moving avatar. I doesn't seem to affect anything and returns to normal when you change pages. Stops my cat dead in it's tracks.

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dad burn it Roadking that works here too.

Yep, it works here too!

RoadKing said:

I just found out something by accident. If I hit the escape key it shuts down any flashing or moving avatar. I doesn't seem to affect anything and returns to normal when you change pages. Stops my cat dead in it's tracks.

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Great find!!!! That red flash was an attention getter and hard on the eyes......