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Medicare for Senior Citizens

Dmorency

Member
GOLD Site Supporter
You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home care available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years, or older, a gun and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you'll be sent to prison, where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head all the health care you need.

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a home.

And, you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what?
 

JEV

Mr. Congeniality
GOLD Site Supporter
I was going to repost this on facelessbook, but then I thought the NSA, IRS, HHS, FDA and anyone else who is monitoring everyone's urine flow and bowel movements, would see this as a credible threat against the communists in Congress, and I would receive a free room in said prison prematurely. Sorry, but I'm not ready to be anyone's bitch anytime soon. You just can't trust the fucking government or anyone in it anymore, because they are all socialist/marxist/communists who are out for total control over the population. I'm waiting for God to intervene on behalf of those who fervently pray for an end to this regime. Oh...wait...is that a credible threat? Naw...they don't believe in God, only Obama.
 
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