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Default a new drink

A girl and her boyfriend got to the local pub. When it's the girls turn

to buy a round, she tells him that she has heard of a wonderful new

drink he simply must try. She returns with the usual half of lager for

herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of

baileys, the other lime juice. She hands him the glasses and says "ok,

what you have to do is, you gotta swig the baileys, hold it in your

mouth for a few seconds, and then drink the lime juice." He looks a bit

dubious, but shes very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go. First

the baileys; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth. Then he

takes the lime juice. 1 second: The cream in the baileys curdles 3

seconds: Boyfriends face turns the color of the lime juice 5 seconds:

Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge He turns to his

girlfriend and asks what the drink is called to which she whispers in

his ear, "Blowjob Revenge!"

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