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Old is Great

Leni

Active member
An old Woman was asked,
"At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get : Parkinsons or Alzheimers?"

The wise one answered,
"Definitely Parkinsons - Better to spill half my wine than to forget where I keep the bottle." :1062:


 

FrancSevin

Proudly Deplorable
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My memory is getting so bad I have had to invent clever devises to keep me from going insane. Last week I brought wine to Squerly's place but had squirreled the corkscrew cleverly in a place I would not miss. When we got to his house, I tore the car apart looking but it wasn't there!:ermm:

This morning I found it in my hiking boots when I tried to put them on. Ouch! But at least the idea sorta works.:whistling:
Unfortunately, I had left all the wine at Squerly's place.:sad:

Post it notes are one clever method to help but I can never remember where I put them.:unsure:

The other day I could not log on because I forgot my password. I had it somewhere posted on a note, but apparently next to the computer wasn't one of those places.

My CRS ( can't remember S**T ) is getting so bad that I have changed all my computer passwords to 'incorrect'.

Now when I forget, the computer tells me :

"Your password is incorrect"
 
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