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Responsible Citizen

waybomb

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Seriously, I did not think this one up....


This morning while on my morning walk I saw a Muslim fall into a nearby river. Being a responsible citizen I informed emergency services.




It's now 7:00am and they still haven't responded! I'm now starting to think I've wasted a postage stamp!



 

tsaw

New member
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Funny as hell.:clap:

Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam?
A: Have you started beating your wife?

Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.

Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat.

Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
A:Neither did I.
 
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