Seriously, I did not think this one up....
This morning while on my morning walk I saw a Muslim fall into a nearby river. Being a responsible citizen I informed emergency services.
It's now 7:00am and they still haven't responded! I'm now starting to think I've wasted a postage stamp!
This morning while on my morning walk I saw a Muslim fall into a nearby river. Being a responsible citizen I informed emergency services.
It's now 7:00am and they still haven't responded! I'm now starting to think I've wasted a postage stamp!