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Student Book Report: Compare & Contrast TITANIC and CLINTON

Melensdad

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One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.


Titanic:
Cost - $29.99
Clinton:
Cost - $29.99

Titanic:Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton:Over 3 hours to read.

Titanic:The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica... Ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.
 
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