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Heather

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OK Heather, I read your profile.

Tell us about yourself.
Please elaborate on the bold items...

Biography:
Ask me and I might share
Location:
California
Interests:
music,yoga, reading travel(when I can)learning and yes eroticism (female)
Occupation:
Surviving
 
Jim_S

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DaveNay said:
Ummmmm....then why does her profile say California? :confused2:

Do you know something she doesn't?
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Both Hawaii and California border the Pacific Ocean so they must be the same, right Bob?
 
DaveNay

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jim slagle said:
Both Hawaii and California border the Pacific Ocean so they must be the same, right Bob?
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How would he know? He's on the Atlantic.
 
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DaveNay said:
How would he know? He's on the Atlantic.
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Last I saw, Indiana didn't border the Atlantic... :yankchain: :whistle:

Go ahead... try and tell me that you were "trying" to say he's on the Atlantic when he's vacationing... :burp: :yum:
 
DaveNay

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bczoom said:
Go ahead... try and tell me that you were "trying" to say he's on the Atlantic when he's vacationing...
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I was "trying" to say he's on the Atlantic when he's vacationing.
 
Melensdad

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Certainly I could be wrong, but I thought that I saw her ISP was Hawaii based.
 
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Heather

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Boyz
I am flattered you ask.

Lets just say I look at a flower like some men here might look at a tractor,
ecomomics,
and dont take offense; but I dont share with everyone (dispite the rumors:whistle: ) and last but not least....thats me in the photo:a1:
:smileywac

Heather:wave:
 
Melensdad

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Some of us like flowers and tractors! So fess up, California or Hawaii???
 
Snowcat Operations

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Heather, please excuse some of these older men. The only time they get a chance to see a good looking women is when they open up a Play Boy magazine!:yum: Welcome aboard and have fun teasing these old timers.:thumb:
 
Junkman

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Snowcat Operations said:
Heather, please excuse some of these older men. The only time they get a chance to see a good looking women is when they open up a Play Boy magazine!:yum: Welcome aboard and have fun teasing these old timers.:thumb:
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There is no excuses neccessary..... we are not "older men", but young men in our prime of life. In fact, some of us might even be younger than Heather. I will hold judgment until I see a full length picture of the flower child..... :hide:
 
Snowcat Operations

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Heather,
For some reason though I get the feeling you are not who you say you are. I trully do love the internet but anybody can be anyone. I have seen this or your avatar many times before on diffrent web sites. Or something simular at least. So as I am sure the rest of these boys want to know (and Make sure your really not BIGAL dressed up again in his dress)(trully sorry about that mental picture guys!) Please post a decent modern picture of your self. Should be easy and I will even volunteer B Skurka to help you if you have any problems. Any picture will do. If I may have offended you please accept my apology in advance.
 
Snowcat Operations

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Junkman I am told by a reliable source that you indeed are an older man! I wont tell you Bob Skurka informed me of this!
 
Junkman

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Snowcat Operations said:
Junkman I am told by a reliable source that you indeed are an older man! I wont tell you Bob Skurka informed me of this!
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Old is a relative term....... since I no longer have any living relatives, then it is a term that no longer has any relevance. Just like the odometer in your car, just because I have turned over a few times, doesn't mean that I am out to pasture. I am a well maintained machine that is still ready to ride the highways of life keeping up with all the newer models.............. Or in other words, I am not as good as I once was, but I am as good once as I ever was....... With the help of modern medicine, I can stand tall with the best of the youth...... :blahblah: :blahblah:
 
thcri

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Junkman said:
Old is a relative term....... since I no longer have any living relatives, then it is a term that no longer has any relevance. Just like the odometer in your car, just because I have turned over a few times, doesn't mean that I am out to pasture. I am a well maintained machine that is still ready to ride the highways of life keeping up with all the newer models.............. Or in other words, I am not as good as I once was, but I am as good once as I ever was....... With the help of modern medicine, I can stand tall with the best of the youth...... :blahblah: :blahblah:
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Junk,

That has to be the bigggest line of bullshit I have ever seen or heard!!:yum: But what would one expect from an old fart???


murph
 
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Junkman said:
Old is a relative term....... since I no longer have any living relatives, then it is a term that no longer has any relevance. Just like the odometer in your car, just because I have turned over a few times, doesn't mean that I am out to pasture. I am a well maintained machine that is still ready to ride the highways of life keeping up with all the newer models.............. Or in other words, I am not as good as I once was, but I am as good once as I ever was....... With the help of modern medicine, I can stand tall with the best of the youth...... :blahblah: :blahblah:
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Years ago, after a plane trip to visit his family, my 90 sum year old great grandfather made me promise that I would shoot him if he ever got to be "an old son of a bitch"...I asked him how his trip was and he said he would tell me over a beer.. So, sipping a cold beverage in the kitchen, he proceded to tell me how miserable the flight was because some 80yr old man was complaining about how he couldnt get comfortable, and how he was always sore, and how he couldnt get arround like he used to, and.... you get the picture.. Anyhow, he, in his late 90's, couldnt stand "old people".. He was happy to be alive and enjoyed every minute of his life, comfortable or not.. Really an inspiration.. So, I guess your only as old as you feel, huh?
 
Junkman

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thcri said:
Junk,

That has to be the bigggest line of bullshit I have ever seen or heard!!:yum: But what would one expect from an old fart???


murph
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RESPECT YOUR ELDERS.......you young whippersnapper....:respect: :yankchain: :hide: :respect: :yankchain: :hide: :respect:
 

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Heather said:
but I dont share with everyone (dispite the rumors:whistle: )
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Even if the rumors aren't true.. can you tell us about them!!! :D

Hi Heather.. just one word of warning.. don't eat or drink food while you're reading this forum.. you may get sick to your stomach.. or spew food & drink out all over your computer from laughing your ass off!! :a1:
 
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bczoom said:
OK Heather, I read your profile.

Tell us about yourself.
Please elaborate on the bold items...

Biography:
Ask me and I might share
Location:
California
Interests:
music,yoga, reading travel(when I can)learning and yes eroticism (female)
Occupation:
Surviving
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Heather, don't take any notice of the crap that goes on here at FF. just hang around and enjoy.
Most male members here think they are beasts but in fact are only butterflies. Take their guns away and they run and hide in the cupboard, girls blouse in other words they are.

CA, I think would be a great place to live. Do you live by the beach or up in the hills?
[FONT=&quot]Tell me a bit more about yourself, that way we enjoy each others company here on FF a lot more if we know about each other better, after all that’s what this place is for.[/FONT]
 
TOMLESCOEQUIP

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I went to school with a girl named Heather.........Quite the party girl !! But she wasn't even comparable to her sister Lola, who could out drink most of us guys !!!............Wonder what ever happened to them? I get reminded of them whenever the oldies stations play the Kinks' song.
 
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Junkman said:
Old is a relative term....... since I no longer have any living relatives, then it is a term that no longer has any relevance. Just like the odometer in your car, just because I have turned over a few times, doesn't mean that I am out to pasture. I am a well maintained machine that is still ready to ride the highways of life keeping up with all the newer models.............. Or in other words, I am not as good as I once was, but I am as good once as I ever was....... With the help of modern medicine, I can stand tall with the best of the youth...... :blahblah: :blahblah:
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Viagra
Cialis
Zenerx
[SIZE=-1]Magna-RX
Levitra

Couldn't help it Junk......which one do you prefer? :D
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