Junkman
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The Italian says, When I've a finished a makin love I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above the bed in ecstasy.
The Frenchman replies That is nothing, when I've finished making love, I kiss all the way down her body, and then I lick the soles of her feet with my tongue and she floats 12 inches above the bed in pure ecstasy.
The Redneck says, That ain't nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my weiner on the curtains.She hits the freackin' ceiling.
The Frenchman replies That is nothing, when I've finished making love, I kiss all the way down her body, and then I lick the soles of her feet with my tongue and she floats 12 inches above the bed in pure ecstasy.
The Redneck says, That ain't nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my weiner on the curtains.She hits the freackin' ceiling.
