Adult Nursery Rhymes

Old Mother Hubbard went to the Cupboard
To get poor Rover a bone.
Hubbard bent over,
and Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own.



Hickory dickory dock
The mouse ran up the clock
Caught his nuts in a spinning gear
And now that little shits a steer

Hey diddle diddle,
The cat had to piddle.
The Cow hung her teats on the moon.
The little dog cried cause his arse was too tight
And the dish shot the shit outa the spoon.




If you think of any add them in.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating his Christmas pie
He stuck in his thumb
And made the bitch cum
And said "my, what a bad boy am I"

Casey Jones was a sonuvabitch
And rammed his train in hell of a ditch.
He lined fifty women up against the wall
And 10 dollars he could fuck them all
He fucked 48 till his balls turned blue,
Then he backed up, jacked off and fucked the other two.

Hickory dickory dock,
Your wife was sucking my c--k,
The clock struck two, I dropped my goo,
And kicked her ass down the block!

Andrew Dice Clay did a lot of these nursery rhymes way back when. He sort of became known for his "adult nursery rhymes".

Sorry, never heard of him

There was a young lass from Kilkenny,
Who sold herself for a penny.
For half of that sum,
You could roger her bum.
A source of amusement to many.