Thanks Y'all, sixty one trips around the sun and still on the top side of the dirt.
RR, you're not old, this is old........
• "Old" is when your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
• "Old" is when the porn you bring home is "Denise Does Dialysis."
• "Old" is when your doctor doesn't give you x-rays anymore but just holds you up to the light.
• "Old" is when a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest your car.
• "Old" is when you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.
• "Old" is when your wife says "let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "honey, I can't do both!"