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I cleaned my TV Screen with anti-virus wipes...

I lost @CBSNews, @ABCNews, @MSNBCNews, @GlobalNews, and @CNN.
 

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Is it just me, or does Justin Trudeau remind you of a cuckoo clock [emoji937]?

Comes out of the house, annoys you, goes back inside... comes out again, annoys you, goes back in..
 

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Is it just me, or does Justin Trudeau remind you of a cuckoo clock [emoji937]?

Comes out of the house, annoys you, goes back inside... comes out again, annoys you, goes back in..

You do realize you’ve described several politicians on both sides of the border! :th_lmao:
 

NorthernRedneck

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I just read that the inventor of the original throat lozenge has died.

There will be no coffin at his funeral.
 

Doc

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A pirate walks into a bar w a paper towel for a hat. The bar tender says, " I've seen a lot of weird stuff in here, but do you know you have a paper towel as a hat?"

Pirate says, "Aargh... I've got a Bounty on me head!"
 

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A pirate walks into a bar w a paper towel for a hat. The bar tender says, " I've seen a lot of weird stuff in here, but do you know you have a paper towel as a hat?"

Pirate says, "Aargh... I've got a Bounty on me head!"
Badum tish!
 

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Doc

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I’ve started answering my phone,

Wake County Sheriff Dept. Fraud Division.

The telemarketing calls have stopped.
 

Doc

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While shopping earlier today,I picked up some chicken legs.Just before the young lady rang them up, I asked if she knew whether they were front or back legs. She paused for a moment,read everything she could on the package and not finding the answer said; "I don't know. Let me go ask my manager". She came back a few minutes later ,looked at me.and said, NOT FUNNY!! I said, I'm sorry but I thought it was. The guy behind me laughing hysterically blurted out.....NOT FUNNY, IT WAS HILARIOUS
 

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While shopping earlier today,I picked up some chicken legs.Just before the young lady rang them up, I asked if she knew whether they were front or back legs. She paused for a moment,read everything she could on the package and not finding the answer said; "I don't know. Let me go ask my manager". She came back a few minutes later ,looked at me.and said, NOT FUNNY!! I said, I'm sorry but I thought it was. The guy behind me laughing hysterically blurted out.....NOT FUNNY, IT WAS HILARIOUS

When getting checked out at the grocery, I've often held up the TP and asked the gal if she thought this was enough for the amount of food I was buying.
 

Jim_S

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While shopping earlier today,I picked up some chicken legs.Just before the young lady rang them up, I asked if she knew whether they were front or back legs. She paused for a moment,read everything she could on the package and not finding the answer said; "I don't know. Let me go ask my manager". She came back a few minutes later ,looked at me.and said, NOT FUNNY!! I said, I'm sorry but I thought it was. The guy behind me laughing hysterically blurted out.....NOT FUNNY, IT WAS HILARIOUS

When getting checked out at the grocery, I've often held up the TP and asked the gal if she thought this was enough for the amount of food I was buying.


Remind me to not go shopping with you guys :th_lmao:
 
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