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80-year-old rancher

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An 80-year-old rancher from Nebraska goes to the NU Medical Center in Omaha
for a check-up.

The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do
you stay in such great physical condition?'

'I'm from Nebraska and in my spare time I like to hunt and fish' says the
old guy, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight
riding herd and mending fences and when I'm not doing that, I'm out hunting
or fishing. In the evening, I have a beer, a shot of whiskey and all is
well.'

'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more
to it. How old was your father when he died?'

'Who said my Father's dead?'

The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your father's
still alive? How old is he?'

'He's 100 years old,' says the old cowboy. 'In fact he worked and hunted
with me this morning, and then we went to the topless bar for a while and
had a little beer and that's why he's still alive. He's a
Nebraska rancher and he hunts and fishes too!'

'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it
than that. How about your father's father? How old was he when he died?'

'Who said my Grandpa's dead?'

Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your
grandfather's still alive?'

'He's 118 years old,' says the man.

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went
hunting with you this morning too?'

'No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'

At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting Married??? Why
would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?'

'Who said he wanted to?'
 

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