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How to beat a speeding ticket!!

tiredretired

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A man was pulled over for speeding. The officer approached the vehicle, and asked for his license, insurance and registration.

Driver: I don't have a license, but I thought I saw some paperwork in the glove compartment when I put my gun in it.

Officer: You have a gun in the glove compartment?

Driver: Yea, I put it in there after I shot the owner of the car.

Officer: You shot the owner? Where is the owner now?

Driver: I put her in the trunk.

Officer: Please wait here. I'll be right back.
He returns to his patrol car, and gets on the radio. A few minutes later more police backup starts arriving including the Chief.

The Chief approaches the driver.

Chief: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure.
He removes it from his wallet, and hands it to the chief.

Chief: Do you have a gun in the glove compartment?

Driver: No, why would I have a gun?

Chief: Would you mind opening the trunk.

Driver: No problem.
The officer searches the trunk, and does not find a body.

Chief: Sir this officer claims that you did not have a license, had a gun in the glove compartment, had shot the owner of the vehicle and put her body in the trunk.

Driver: Let me guess. He said I was speeding too didn't he?

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