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Broke Back Deer Camp

Bamby

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Four guys went on a hunting trip to deer camp. They had to
> bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because
> he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make
> one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to
> take turns. The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to
> breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his
> eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, 'Man, what
> happened to you?' He said, 'Daryl snored so loudly,
> I just sat up and watched him all night.'
>
> The next night it was the second guy's turn. In the
> morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all
> bloodshot. The other two said, 'Man, what happened to
> you? You look awful!' He said, 'Man, that Daryl
> shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all n ight.'
>
> The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly
> lumberjack; a man's man. The next morning he came to
> breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. 'Good
> morning,' he said. The other two couldn't believe
> it! He looked rested and wide awake. They asked, 'Man,
> what happened?' He said, "Well, we got ready for
> bed. I went over and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his butt
> and kissed him good night..........Daryl sat up and watched
> me all night."
 
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