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Happy Birthday Nixon

lilnixon

AKA LILVIXEN
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:happybdayI hope you have a wonderful day. I heard that you still have most of your teeth, and all of your intelligence.. That is a great feat being you are now officially older than dirt.


P.S. I LOVE YOU you old Fart.

:dancing::thewave::dancing::happybday
 

Spiffy1

Huh?
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I heard that you still have most of your teeth, and all of your intelligence.. That is a great feat being you are now officially older than dirt.

And I assumed it was the opposite! :poke:

Happy birthday Nixon! :beer:
 
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Alonzo Tubbs

Carpe Diem
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John, I read a classified memo from the Department of Homeland Security attributing your longevity to a lack of hemp rope in Pa! Unfortunatley, just when enough rope had been found, Obama gave it away so your safe for another year.
Happy birthday, you miserable failure (to quote Roy). Here's to thirty more!

JP
 

Doc

Bottoms Up
Staff member
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Happy birhday John. :happybday:
hope you have a great day!!!
:dancing: :dancing: :thewave: :thewave:
 

nixon

Boned
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Thanks for the kind thoughts folks . It's been a great day .
Nothing but the best to each of You (except Tubbs ) . John
 

jpr62902

Jeanclaude Spam Banhammer
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:happybdayI hope you have a wonderful day. I heard that you still have most of your teeth, and all of your intelligence.. That is a great feat being you are now officially older than dirt.:thewave::dancing::happybday
Yes, Happy Birthday, Nix. So tell us what it was like before dirt.:whistling:
 

nixon

Boned
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Yes, Happy Birthday, Nix. So tell us what it was like before dirt.:whistling:
I was difficult . It made planting things almost impossible .We had a naming contest,ans as You well know dirt won . However , Democrat came in a close second :) . Hence My race was primarily hunters . Unfortunately ,We were at best armed with sticks ,while Our intended prey was 20' tall and armed with large teeth and an equally large appetite . As You have no doubt noticed My use of the word hunters was optimistic at best . I was however at the discovery of fire . It would have been an early boon to all mankind . However "Stinking Bob " decided to see if it was edible . It set us back Years .
If for some reason You need to know more about Stinking Bob , contact Alonzo Tubbs . I refuse to talk any more about him .
 
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