I'll start:
Most cities are cancelling their Cinco De Mayo festivities because too many Mexicans bring the ICE. This year they are afraid there will be more ICE then beer.
I heard that ICE was retrofitting paddy wagons to give away free cans of Tecate beer. They hand out a six pack, and when the recipient finishes it they use the plastic ties to secure them to two of their friends. They call it a six pack of Mexicans.
You will be able to tell the ICE exhibit from the others. Instead of saying "Viva la Mexico!!!", ICE's will say "Viva en Mexico!!"
Most cities are cancelling their Cinco De Mayo festivities because too many Mexicans bring the ICE. This year they are afraid there will be more ICE then beer.
I heard that ICE was retrofitting paddy wagons to give away free cans of Tecate beer. They hand out a six pack, and when the recipient finishes it they use the plastic ties to secure them to two of their friends. They call it a six pack of Mexicans.
You will be able to tell the ICE exhibit from the others. Instead of saying "Viva la Mexico!!!", ICE's will say "Viva en Mexico!!"