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Default Doctors on Universal Health Care

Doctor's Opinions of Universal Health Care

When a panel of doctors was asked their opinion on the proposed
Universal Health Care program, here is what they had to say:

The Allergists voted to scratch it and
The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but
The Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted
The Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' while
The Pediatricians said, 'Oh, grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
The Radiologists could see right through it and
The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and
The Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but
The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the who idea was a gas, and
The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end,
The Proctologists left the decision up to some ASSHOLE in Washington.
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