Bannedjoe
Well-known member
When I tell someone I'm going to do something with them/for them, I do it.
I'll run over and kill anyone or anything that stands in my way.
If I tell you I'll be there at 8:00, I'm there at 7:45 hoping you didn't show up at 7:30 and you've been waiting 15 minutes for me.
I plan ahead. I make massive room for contingencies such as bad traffic, or weather.
Sometimes I'll plan way ahead and allow for the end of the world, having to hitchhike or get a tow if needed, but I'll still be there.
If all the things in the world that can possibly go wrong go wrong, you'll be the first person to know.
While they're scraping me up off the pavement with a putty knife, I'll be begging for someone to call you, so you know I'm going to be late and you won't be inconvenienced.
I'll value your time as much as my own.
I'll never tell you I want to, or am going to do something if I have zero desire or intention to do so, I'll just be honest and say forget it.
If I tell you I'll pay you a hundred bucks to do something, you do it, and do a good job, I might just pay you $150. I'll never ask you to take less than we agreed upon, or ask you to wait for your money once the job is done.
If you ask for $100 for the item you're selling, and I think it's worth it, I'll give you a hundred bucks, because I respect that, I won't try to make you feel like crap about your thing and offer you $25, just so I can feel like I got away with something.
Somehow there's something in my makeup that wants people to say, God dammit, if Joe said he's gonna do it, you can bet a million bucks he will.
No fucking around!
I'll forgo any temptation or more lucrative offer that might try to sway me from my promise to you.
I never lie, and will tell the truth no matter how much it hurts.
When I fuck up, I'll admit it.
I won't blame it on you, the next guy, or someone else.
I'll admit it.
Am I the last person on the planet who operates under these principles?
If not, it sure fucking feels like it.
I'll run over and kill anyone or anything that stands in my way.
If I tell you I'll be there at 8:00, I'm there at 7:45 hoping you didn't show up at 7:30 and you've been waiting 15 minutes for me.
I plan ahead. I make massive room for contingencies such as bad traffic, or weather.
Sometimes I'll plan way ahead and allow for the end of the world, having to hitchhike or get a tow if needed, but I'll still be there.
If all the things in the world that can possibly go wrong go wrong, you'll be the first person to know.
While they're scraping me up off the pavement with a putty knife, I'll be begging for someone to call you, so you know I'm going to be late and you won't be inconvenienced.
I'll value your time as much as my own.
I'll never tell you I want to, or am going to do something if I have zero desire or intention to do so, I'll just be honest and say forget it.
If I tell you I'll pay you a hundred bucks to do something, you do it, and do a good job, I might just pay you $150. I'll never ask you to take less than we agreed upon, or ask you to wait for your money once the job is done.
If you ask for $100 for the item you're selling, and I think it's worth it, I'll give you a hundred bucks, because I respect that, I won't try to make you feel like crap about your thing and offer you $25, just so I can feel like I got away with something.
Somehow there's something in my makeup that wants people to say, God dammit, if Joe said he's gonna do it, you can bet a million bucks he will.
No fucking around!
I'll forgo any temptation or more lucrative offer that might try to sway me from my promise to you.
I never lie, and will tell the truth no matter how much it hurts.
When I fuck up, I'll admit it.
I won't blame it on you, the next guy, or someone else.
I'll admit it.
Am I the last person on the planet who operates under these principles?
If not, it sure fucking feels like it.