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Woman Finds Out Boyfriend Of 2 Years Was Actually Her Best Friend Wearing A Strap On

We’ve done it. We’ve officially found the weirdest story we might ever publish. A woman who discovered her ‘boyfriend’ was actually her best friend wearing a fake penis has taken the aforementioned best friend to court. Yikes.

The woman – who understandably can’t be named for legal reasons – randomly got a friend request on Facebook back in 2011 from somebody called ‘Kye Fortune’. This is definitely the worst outcome of a ‘random add’ we’ve heard of.

They messaged back and forth for a while, and she found out that ‘Kye’ was a half-Filipino, half-Latino and had been involved in a car accident which had left him with terrible scars that he was embarrassed about. Doctors had also found a brain tumour, apparently.


They spoke on the phone, and the alleged victim did question why his voice was so high but was told that it was due to his Filipino background.
‘Kye’ was initially hesitant to meet up in person, but eventually they did. However, the complainant was required to wear a blindfold. They then proceeded to have sex.
They continued to meet up at hotels, but each time the alleged victim had to wear the blindfold. The last time they met up was when Kye visited her flat.

“When I was having sex I grabbed for the back of his head and my hand got caught on something. It did not feel right. I was sat on the bed, he was standing up. Something in my mind said ‘pull it (the blindfold) off, pull it off’.” The victim explained.

When she pulled off the blindfold, her best friend Gayle Newland was standing in front of her. Gayle told her ‘it’s not what you think’.

Newland had allegedly been using a strap-on, and used a hat to conceal her hair. She also bandaged down her breasts to pass off as a bloke. After the event, the victim sent a barrage of texts to Newland regarding what had happened. She told the court they were along the lines of:

‘How could you do this to me for two years? You have been a fake, you have manipulated me. Fake life, fake love. Are you for real? You should be locked up for what you have done. You really are a piece of work. I have just one question, why me?’
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Old 09-10-2015, 07:55 PM
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All I can say is.........wow! So for two years she only had sex blindfolded?
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Old 09-10-2015, 08:07 PM
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All I can say is.........wow! So for two years she only had sex blindfolded?
Yeah!! Exactly! I cannot imagine anyone being willing to have sex for the first time, blindfolded. Something way wrong there.
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Yeah!! Exactly! I cannot imagine anyone being willing to have sex for the first time, blindfolded. Something way wrong there.
And a hat, and taped down breasts.

What exactly is she suing for? I see no link.
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I dunno what she is suing for. Does anyone need a reason lately?
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There are women willing to have sex blindfolded? So even though I have a face like a frog there is hope for me yet?
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This sounds more like a Doc fantasy put to paper. Pretty kinky stuff. Strap-on fantasy are not that uncommon for some guys.
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Hey if it's on Playboy it has to be TRUE! http://www.playboy.com/articles/woma...ing-prosthetic
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JEV, please don't portray your fantasy's as mine. That's just wrong.
This came from facebook and linked to a UK site that had trouble completely loading. I didn't feel the link was safe for here so no link. If I find it again and it loads better today I'll add it.

Honestly, I can't imagine a gal who cannot tell the difference in the real thing and a strap on or fake penis. Weird weird chit.
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JEV, please don't portray your fantasy's as mine. That's just wrong.
This came from facebook and linked to a UK site
Don't go blaming the UK for this one....what you do behind closed doors is your business
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JEV, please don't portray your fantasy's as mine. That's just wrong.
DAMN! Caught again.
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None of this really makes any sense... at all. She must be one of the most oblivious females out there.
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None of this really makes any sense... at all. She must be one of the most oblivious females out there.
You got that right!!
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Can only be a publicity stunt to get attention!

Co-conspirators both out for media attention!!!!
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Of course it's true...
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Honestly, I can't imagine a gal who cannot tell the difference in the real thing and a strap on or fake penis. Weird weird chit.
Sounds like drugs were involved.
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What's that song about a new boyfriend that looks like a girlfriend?
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This woman is so gullible that she would have sex with anyone.

Ah, doc, did they list her phone number?
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