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Old 04-23-2013, 09:29 AM
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Default Sex Education.

Little Johnny asked Mom what 2 words mean that kids at school were using, Pussy and Bitch.

Mom inhaled sharply, but then said: "Oh, that's easy. A pussy is a cat, like our little Chico . A bitch is a female dog, like our Sandy ."


















He then found his Dad out in the garage.

"Dad, the guys at school are using words I don't understand."

"What words, son?"

"Pussy and bitch. I asked Mom, but I don't think she told me the right meanings."

"Son, never ask your mother about these things, ask me instead. Let me explain it like this."

He pulled a Playboy from his workbench, turned to the centrefold, drew a circle around the pubic area and said:


"Son, everything inside the circle is pussy."




"Okay, Dad. Then what's a bitch?"













"Everything outside the circle."
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Old 04-23-2013, 09:40 AM
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I got my sex education the same way everyone my age did...in the alley next to the grocery store and the book rack in the men's room at the gas station. We had nuns for teachers, and I don't think they knew what sex was.
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Default Re: Sex Education.

I like that one. It might get me killed in my sleep but I like it anyway.
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I like that one. It might get me killed in my sleep but I like it anyway.
LOL, you noticed Kane disappeared right after he posted it too...
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Growing up on the farm we learned for watching cows and hogs. While i knew girls did not have tails it took years to find out I didn't always have to take it from behind.......
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Default Re: Sex Education.

In recent years, views on sex education for children have become more contradictory. All agree with the need to develop in children the right attitude to questions on sex education, but there are different opinions as to what should be taught and who should do it. I read interesting and useful information on this topic.

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Default Re: Sex Education.

Like JEV I went to Catholic school and you didn't learn anything there. And, like muley I learned what I needed to know on the farm.

My old man was a drunk and our big sex talk was keep it in your pants. But, I went to my uncles farm ever summer to work and by the second summer I found out it was more fun without pants.
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In recent years, views on sex education for children have become more contradictory. All agree with the need to develop in children the right attitude to questions on sex education, but there are different opinions as to what should be taught and who should do it. I read interesting and useful information on this topic.
That's a hell of a post for a first timer there stranger...

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Son that and this thread was about a joke! If your interested in the forum, perhaps and introduction would be more appropriate in the proper forum first. To jump in (without proper protection) into the love, sex and relationship forum and interupt the joke with a public service announcement should be preceeded with an introduction first, wouldn't you say?

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Nothing strange that's up to you
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