Little oriental lady goes to her local bank and wants to convert her oriental money for USD. she brings a tall stack of 100 bills and she gets $29.35 back.
She thanks the teller and leaves.
A week later, she comes back with the same amount of oriental money and is given $ 33.45.
A week later, same deal, this time she gets $29.22.
The fourth week, she gets only $27.50.
Now she's upset and asks why the differences in her money back.
The teller simply says fluctuations.
As the old lady storms out of the bank, she screams fluck you amalicans as well!