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Oral vs Rectal ...
 

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I just finished a book 786 pages.

That is a lot of coloring.
 

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I think men who don’t understand women fall into two categories:

Bachelors.

Husbands.
 

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My doctor operated on the wrong side of my brain.

I have half a mind to sue
him.
 

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You know when you buy a bag of salad and if you don't use it, it turns all brown and wilted.

Cookies don't do that. Just saying.....

Canadian eh!!!
 

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Death and taxes are inevitable, but death doesn't repeat itself.

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We wonder why they call them "tax returns"? when so little of it does.

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Ambition in America is still rewarded . . . with high taxes.

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America is the land of opportunity. Everybody can become a taxpayer.

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There was a time when $1000.00 was the down-payment on a car; now it's the sales tax.
 

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Sausagephobia
 

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....that moment when your flamboyantly gay waiter looks at you and asks if he can grab anything else.

Canadian eh!!!
 

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Whenever I see a toddler out in public in one of those safety harnesses with a leash, I want to walk up and pat them on the head and ask the parents if they were a stray or adopted?
 

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Whenever I see a toddler out in public in one of those safety harnesses with a leash, I want to walk up and pat them on the head and ask the parents if they were a stray or adopted?

We used one of those for our first and were often reproached by complete strangers because of our "cruelty". And yet ... he really enjoyed it! It gave him an amount of freedom much greater than if we were holding him by the hand but still kept him completely safe. This seems to be one of those "walk a mile in his moccasins" things.
 

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My weight loss goal is,

to be able to clip my toenails and

Breathe at the same time.
 

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An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg.

“It’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there is nothing we can do about it.”

“That can’t be” fumed the old man, “you don’t know what you are doing.”

“How can you possibly know I am wrong?” countered the doctor.

“Well it’s quite obvious,” the old man replied, “my other leg is fine, and it’s the exact same age!”
 
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