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Death
- Thread starter matt60j
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Heavy.
Is that all there is?
Is that all there is?
Cool, show us what else you got.
Gatorboy
Active member
Can someone translate what this gibberish means?
brazospete
New member
The nuts in DC are celebrating Health Reform????
thcri
Gone But Not Forgotten
o the pain the pain
o how it hurts it hurts
o how the end is near
sod it time for a beer
Galvi 2009.
Better than the first one
Not so much
Galvatron
Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
The tome only has to be better than Matt60's ,or Galv's right ?
Do I win ? I could use the reps
Got my reps.
Here I sit in circumstance,
Saved a penny and ---- my pants
Saved a penny and ---- my pants
Galvatron
Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
Here I sit in circumstance,
Saved a penny and ---- my pants
Thats good....
I like to sit in my bath,
the water warm and bubbly,
ladies jump in and rub ducky,
you may get rather lucky.
Death to all Humans 
The Perfect Woman
The perfect woman
Doesn’t fart
Like a trumpet sounding
But rather it is released
Like she’s gently sighing
The perfect woman
Doesn’t belch
Out the word Bulawayo
But rather releases it
Behind her hand delicately
The perfect woman
Doesn’t sweat
Or anything like as vulgar
If they overheat
The darlings just perspire
The perfect woman
Doesn’t swear
Only shit and maybe bloody
If they stub their toe
Its sod it or even buggeration
The perfect woman
Doesn’t exist
They fart and blame the cat
They belch and blame the food
They sweat and blame the change
They swear and blame the man
The perfect woman
Doesn’t fart
Like a trumpet sounding
But rather it is released
Like she’s gently sighing
The perfect woman
Doesn’t belch
Out the word Bulawayo
But rather releases it
Behind her hand delicately
The perfect woman
Doesn’t sweat
Or anything like as vulgar
If they overheat
The darlings just perspire
The perfect woman
Doesn’t swear
Only shit and maybe bloody
If they stub their toe
Its sod it or even buggeration
The perfect woman
Doesn’t exist
They fart and blame the cat
They belch and blame the food
They sweat and blame the change
They swear and blame the man
