carded via phone~

i luv ppl, was jus' carded over the phone to get the beginnings of my new tattoo. i thanked her. & they estimitate $200~

in retrospect, my voice is so high, i sound as tho i'm 12. i look/sound so different than 31. my chest is so flat. great!- as i say, they shant be hittin' me in my eyes when running & hittin' me in my knees in a few decades.
& i'm selling myself to science & finding a fund to give those profits to....... maybe they'll find the fountain of youth in a vein or an organ within me.

was those vitamins my Mom gave us & the milk she made me drink. could be 'at shaklee stuff, too. those drinks.

So you will need a note from mom to get the tat?

muleman said:

So you will need a note from mom to get the tat?

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yeah. a release.
(she signed those fer a piercing or 2 yrs. ago. when i could not sign fer myself yet)

i got the usual lecture, (i'll get 'em rather often fer various stuff) then she says says 'uh-uh'. then i say, 'okay.' very blandly. plain, dry. simplistic. said in a rather neutral manner, too.
she says , 'aubrey!', as my 'okay' means, 'i've selective hearing.......' & she knows this already
that means, 'u get the ink. i'm too tired to bicker, aubrey. would prefer to buy the tattoo than hear u gripe. jus' get the tattoo. jus get ink & lemme be.'

i call again to see if she hasn not decided in haste.

'i have ppl in my office. i'll call u tonite.'
'can u buy my new ink~'
'okay. i'll look into that, miss. bye!'




that means, 'o-kayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. gonna sceam if u call my office on this tatto issue. &, u better say ur Prayers if u call ----------------- & --------------------- & say to put post-it notes reading, 'aubrey needs that tattoo' on my desk.