When my doctor asked me about what I did yesterday, I told him about
my day:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a lake,
escaped from a batch of wild animals in the heavy brush,
marched up and down some very steep hills,
stood in a patch of poison ivy,
crawled out of quicksand,
and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake"
Inspired by my story, the doctor said,
"You must be an awesome outdoorsman!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a lousy golfer"!!!!!!!
my day:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a lake,
escaped from a batch of wild animals in the heavy brush,
marched up and down some very steep hills,
stood in a patch of poison ivy,
crawled out of quicksand,
and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake"
Inspired by my story, the doctor said,
"You must be an awesome outdoorsman!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a lousy golfer"!!!!!!!
GOOD ONE!!!