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Cory's Little Daulton

urednecku

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Little Daulton blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother, Cory, tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center.

Daulton starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.

Cory comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.

When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.

When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc. 'Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?' Cory asks. He says, 'I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time
I've ever actually seen a fart!'
















You're laughing aren't you...I know you are!!!
 

Trakternut

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Damn! Redneck! I gave you reps for something else, so I can give you any for this story. I loved it!
Oh the side; I doubt Cory'd find girls in the doghouse, just a stack of them there magazines! :tongue:
 

rback33

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Damn! Redneck! I gave you reps for something else, so I can give you any for this story. I loved it!
Oh the side; I doubt Cory'd find girls in the doghouse, just a stack of them there magazines! :tongue:

I got it covered for you.:thumb:
 

Erik

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Poor guy is always in trouble. But he takes it pretty good.
I'm pretty sure he does it on purpose - some kind of masochist... otherwise by now you'd think he knew where all the landmines were!
 

American Woman

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Does AG like Bruce Springsteen? :brows:
I think she does? I used too, so I'm sure she has heard him :huh:

Poor guy is always in trouble. But he takes it pretty good.
Well look what he does! It's not cool to talk about your wife's A diarrhea run false or not....this WAS FALSE!

I'm pretty sure he does it on purpose - some kind of masochist... otherwise by now you'd think he knew where all the landmines were!
He knows where the landmines are but does it stop him? NO.
I swear I'm living with my little brother sometimes. :glare:
 

urednecku

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You must just love it in the dog house don't you:thumb:

Well, I can't hear the boys fighting quite as bad in here.

Redneck, you best be sending them girls home. :rolf2:

Hey man, thanks for the heads up, I'll send 'em out the back door. (AW doesn't know it's there.)

Damn! Redneck! I gave you reps for something else, so I can give you any for this story. I loved it!
Oh the side; I doubt Cory'd find girls in the doghouse, just a stack of them there magazines! :tongue:

That's OK, ya can give me some later, I take retro-active points, too!
& I got some pretty good magazines, & some AW got for me. Remember over here? http://www.forumsforums.com/3_9/showpost.php?p=165739&postcount=55



too late -- i think everything was thoroughly covered before...
sounds like redneck may be in some deep - er, kim-chee...

I'm about to get used to being in some deep stuff.

I about ruptured myself trying not to wake the wife laughing at this.

I am NOT responsible for any hernia repairs.

Poor guy is always in trouble. But he takes it pretty good.

I'm getting used to it. Xanax helps a lot.

I'm pretty sure he does it on purpose - some kind of masochist... otherwise by now you'd think he knew where all the landmines were!

I especially like the make-up times. Those are the best! Besides, some of the expressions on her face, are, priceless! Like when she first read this thread, It took her a while to settle down & post!!
 
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