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I've learned ...

Doc

Bottoms Up
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
assholes.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're
finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to
take its place.

I've learned that 99 percent of the time when something isn't working in
your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from
you
too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

I've learned to say "Screw'em if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages.
 
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