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Old 10-28-2008, 05:27 PM
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A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales, so heput up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his freesex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctlyhe would get his free sex.

The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."

A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

The redneck guessed 2 this time.

The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."




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Old 10-28-2008, 09:13 PM
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I think you lost part of the joke One of them good ol boys' wives wins every time.
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what happened. Now I got to go out and find it again.

Oh I remember, one says to the other one, No it's not rigged, my wife won twice last week.
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4?
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Bend over Bocat, YOU WON!
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crap.

But I finally won something, so I'm gonna get it, dammit.











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Now that was brave right there
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Ok.. I think I finally got it!! LOL!!


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Bob was there???

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