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The man is on his deathbed

Doc

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The man is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.
He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder
be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready,
he begins to speak:
"My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.
My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end.
My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in
the City Center.
Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings
on the banks of the river."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize
his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says,
"Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working
man to have accumulated all this property".
The wife replies, "The asshole had a paper route."
 
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