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3 New Navy Ships:

tsaw

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3 New Navy Ships:

USS REAGAN


Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size into perspective... ENORMOUS!

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When the Bridge pipes 'Man the Rail' there is a lot of rail to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5 acres. Her displacement is about 100,000 tons with full complement.
Capability


Top speed exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors that can operate for more than 20 years without refueling

1. Expected to operate in the fleet for about 50 years

2. Carries over 80 combat aircraft

3. Three arresting cables can stop a 28-ton aircraft going 150 miles per hour in less than 400 feet


Size


1. Towers 20 stories above the waterline

2. 1092 feet long; nearly as long as the Empire State Building is tall

3. Flight deck covers 4.5 acres

4. 4 bronze propellers, each 21 feet across, weighing 66,200 pounds

5. 2 rudders, each 29 by 22 feet and weighing 50 tons

6. 4 high speed aircraft elevators, each over 4,000 square feet


Capacity


1. Home to about 6,000 Navy personnel

2. Carries enough food and supplies to operate for 90 days

3. 18,150 meals served daily

4. Distillation plants provide 400,000 gallons of fresh water from sea water daily, enough for 2,000 homes

5. Nearly 30,000 light fixtures and 1,325 miles of cable and wiring 1,400 telephones

6. 14,000 pillowcases and 28,000 sheets






USS BILL CLINTON



The USS William Jefferson Clinton (CVS1) set sail today from its home port of Vancouver , BC


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The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Bill Clinton 'for his foresight in military budget cuts' and his conduct while holding the (formerly dignified) office of President.

The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which, although they cannot be launched on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence.

As a standing order, there are no firearms allowed on board.

This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs.

An onboard Type One DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and though some may seem hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises all apologies will sound very sincere.

In times of conflict, the USS Clinton has orders to seek refuge in Canada .






USS BARACK OBAMA





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Details are vague.

But don't you worry..........he has a plan




 

DaveNay

Klaatu barada nikto
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Nearly 30,000 light fixtures

Do you realize that with a MTBF of 2000 hours, if there are 30,000 bulbs then in an average 12 hour crew shift, there are 180 bulbs that need to be replaced?

Considering the size of the ship, there are probably 3 or 4 E-2's or E-3's plus an E-5 who do nothing but change light bulbs.
 

mak2

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I am from Indy and had never seen anything bigger than a house boat till I went to San Diego in boot camp. There are somethings you just dont get till you are there. Battleships, Aircraft carriers, Grand Canyon, Marine Corps boot camp and a few other things I can think of you really dont grasp till you are there.

Sorry if that is too serious, I was posting before I seen the donkey.
 

grizzer

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Corpus Christi, TX has an old WWII carrier stuck in the mud there. It absolutely towers above the town & you can see it for miles due to the flat terrain.
 

lowell

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I wonder if the gonerment is planning on naming a ship after Jane Fonda? It would be fitting and would go along with Obummers
 

Danang Sailor

nullius in verba
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how about this one

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Way too dignified. Perhaps something fashioned out of used tampons held together by rotten bullshit, and moved by a one bitch-power propulsion system? We could christen it the RVNS Jane TB Fonda.

Notes: Just to be clear, "RVNS" is the hull nomenclature for Republic of Vietnam Naval Ships (ie, what we would call the North Vietnamese Navy). The initials "TB" in her name, of course, stand for Treasonous Bitch.

 

JEV

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Way too dignified. Perhaps something fashioned out of used tampons held together by rotten bullshit, and moved by a one bitch-power propulsion system? We could christen it the RVNS Jane TB Fonda.

Notes: Just to be clear, "RVNS" is the hull nomenclature for Republic of Vietnam Naval Ships (ie, what we would call the North Vietnamese Navy). The initials "TB" in her name, of course, stand for Treasonous Bitch.


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NorthernRedneck

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Corpus Christi, TX has an old WWII carrier stuck in the mud there. It absolutely towers above the town & you can see it for miles due to the flat terrain.

I do believe this is the one you're referring to??? My parents were there just last week and sent me this picture.

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AAUTOFAB1

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Way too dignified. Perhaps something fashioned out of used tampons held together by rotten bullshit, and moved by a one bitch-power propulsion system? We could christen it the RVNS Jane TB Fonda.

Notes: Just to be clear, "RVNS" is the hull nomenclature for Republic of Vietnam Naval Ships (ie, what we would call the North Vietnamese Navy). The initials "TB" in her name, of course, stand for Treasonous Bitch.
+2

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