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Man steals 100 bucks worth of steaks, flees on moped

pirate_girl

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What a marooon!

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North Carolina
Man busted on moped with $100+ worth of Walmart steaks in pants, deputies say
By:
CBS 17 Staff
Updated: Jul 31, 2018 06:49 AM EDT

NASHVILLE, N.C. (WNCN) -- A thief was busted with several steaks shoved down his pants legs while making his moped getaway in the pouring rain on Monday, Nash County deputies say.

Earlier, the man stole several steaks -- worth more than $100 -- from the Nashville Walmart, according to deputies.

Keith Jordan stuffed at least nine packages of steaks down both his pants legs, the Nash County Sheriff's Office said. He then walked out of the store without paying, according to officials.

Deputies posted photos on Facebook of the seized steaks along with Jordan and his moped.

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night (keeps) Nash County Sheriff’s Office from apprehending a subject riding a moped in the pouring down rain for allegedly stuffing over a $100.00 worth of steaks down both of his pant legs and choosing not to pay on his way out the Nashville Walmart," deputies posted with the photos on Facebook.
 

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I never realized baggy pants actually masked any form of functionality.

So does a big roll of fat.
Some woman did the same thing one time.
Hid stuff under her gut roll and tried to steal food.
I'm about to hurl just thinking about that one.
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