Umberto
Well-known member
I'm reasonably new here and can't find where to put jokes. One of my huntnbuds sent me this one today.
The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and, I have some bad news”
The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first”.
The lawyer says: “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $10 million”.
The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”
The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you fucking your secretary”.
The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and, I have some bad news”
The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first”.
The lawyer says: “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $10 million”.
The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”
The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you fucking your secretary”.